Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Emo this, Emo that, Emo eat my ass

Now, Here's the 5 Easy Steps to becoming Emo-Fashion-Core. (I have blacked out the guys eyes in the photo in a feeble attempt to maintain his anonymity. I don't know who he is, but I thought that he closely fit the archtype for 'Fashion-Core'.)

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1. Dark hair, somewhat messy. Kind of like a reverse mullet, long on top, short everywhere else. It also slightly resembles a chicks haircut. Make sure to dye it black if you want to get the full effect.

2. Tight plain T-shirt, as seen here with a 'cute' little ring around the neck. It seems that the shirt usually has to rest above the belt line.

3. Tight jeans. Or Tight Chick Pants, either will work. Don't forget to have them faded and usually torn, because that makes you look really hardcore.

4. This guy here is missing the cool little tattoos on the forearms that we often see. Usually the tattoos should be something associated with love, or death, or burning, or depression, and/or weapons. Anything cliche will work I suppose.

5. Piercings. Gauged out. I'm not sure if he has them or not. Anyways, make sure your jewelry is really fuckin thick, that way everyone knows that you're a rebel.


With that, you're ready to go! Now, go get a Fender Telecaster and start your shitty teenage band


1 Comments:

Blogger J said...

Although I agree about the chucks, You are wrong. Use photobucket.com , 'copy' the url tag and 'paste'.

1/15/2005 5:31 AM  

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