A Tribute and Letter to Mother Russia
To all of those who fell from glory and fell short of the intended ideology behind Communism: May you rise to power once again.
If not for us here in the United States, you would possibly still be the U.S.S.R, or C.C.C.P as you knew it. I will take it upon myself to apologize for the self-absorbed actions of my "country". If not for the 'arms' race led by George Bush Sr., your economy may not have collapsed. And you know he did that intentionally right? He knew that Mikhail Gorbechev would continue to build weapons in order to keep up with the Good Ol' USA. Because after all, there was a so-called (Cold) War going on! But unfortunately you guys didn't have the money to keep building the weapons as we did. Hence, one of the reasons that you were in those long lines waiting for toilet paper.
You can in part blame the USA for this. I believe the reason behind it was that they didn't want Communism to spread. You see, to the Capitalists, Communism is a very Taboo subject and generally portrays an evil negative vibe. However, you can also blame Gorbechev, because he didn't have to keep building weapons in order to keep up with us. And I know I know, there were other factors involved in your eventual collapse. But I believe this to be one of the main reasons. So yea...I guess the USA won the Cold War huh? And to add injury to insult theres a fucking McDonalds right in the heart of Moscow. Those Fucking Capitalist......
Yours Truly, The Two Minutes Hate Brigade
posted by J at 12:52 AM
3 Comments:
Don't you mean Reagan?
So now instead of having one nation with all their religions, ethnic groups and nuclear weapons under the control of one strong central government who had much to loose in a war against the west you have small, poor, radical states who are now allowed to become islamic extremists with a lot of left over uranium, spent fuel rods and nuclear warheads laying around. Brilliant idea.
Actually, Jimmy Carter not Reagan started the military buildup.
Ok, this is getting ridiculous. If you wanna really get down to it. We could say that George Washington or Abe Lincoln or Johnson or Nixon or whoever actually started building arms...
You're missing the point
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